The Carrey cameo was the best part of this techie love :)

thedailywhat:

Love Story of the Day: When G-Male — the imagined Google version of the perfect boyfriend — meets Siri — the imagined Apple version of the perfect girlfriend — data flies.

[thanks, andrea! comediva]

aww. how adorable can you get?! if i’d be given twins, i would have them wear these everyday, before they grow big enough to stop me. haha! =P

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may maitim na balak.

nakikita niyo ba ang nakikita ko?

kinuhanan namin ni Ronn sa Sky Garden ng SM City North Edsa, habang bumabagyo at di pa kami makauwi. 18Okt10

bigla akong natakot tumanda. haha.

lickystickypickyme:

You’ve just seen your retirement years.

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oh Sokka, you are the greatest! xD

fuckyeahavataraang:

And then we’re outta here!

good one, Jughead! =P

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Yes, we all need a bit of Freud in our lives. 

I’ll be starting work soon and these would definitely look great on my office desk. $9.99 and it’s mine! I just don’t know where to get the money yet. xD

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thedailywhat:

Facebook Timeline Mod of the Day: “For God so loved His kitteh, that He gave His only begotten Cheezburger, that whosoever believeth in LOLs should not perish, but can has everlasting nom.” -Ceiling Cat, 3:16.

[reddit.]

here’s the kind of thing i would do the moment they change my profile to that dreaded timeline. :) I figured, I could always use a few laughs and a timeline remover once the joke gets old.

i like it simple, no shit.

one word is enough. haha.

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isa sa mga paborito naming pag-usapan ni Ronn - kung bakit iisa lang ang tabas ng mukha ni Kris Aquino sa mga pelikula niya. haha. sakto pa sa Undas dba? =P

palabas:

“Ang Hinagpis ni Kris”

Feng Shui (Chito Roño, Star Cinema, 2004)

i can never get enough of this! NEVER!! xD

(Source: losangeleslady, via brownmonkeytheory)

meron din kayang -

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO PROPER ROCKING-

1. the Rocking Chair?
2. the boat? <Elie sings *…rock, rock, rocking the boat…*>

For Beggining and Advance Rockers! =P

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Poetry, boring?

jimparedes:

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 

 

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming,
that’s why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
this describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
but I only slept with you ‘cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you, but, the roses are wilting, the violets
are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
but don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime. 

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING? 

 

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